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(typing)

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* I can't fall

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For this again

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I will try till the very end

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* Holy days

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Holy nights

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You shook me once

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* But you won't do it twice

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I should have known

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You wouldn't stick

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* 'Cause you're a habit

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That I just can't kick

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So when you're done

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* Letting me down

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I won't be around, no

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I'm moving on

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* I'm moving on

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I'm moving on

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I'm moving on

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* I'm moving on, baby

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I'm moving on

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I got to keep moving

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On, on, on... *

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(stomach rumbling)

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(panting)

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(stomach rumbling loudly)

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(stomach continues rumbling)

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* I see you walking

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Down the street

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You're picking pockets

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* Of the ones you meet

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You always say

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You never told... *

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(truck creaking rhythmically)

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(panting)

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* I don't think we should

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So when your weight

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Is bringing you down

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* I won't be around, no

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I'm moving on

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I'm moving on

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* I'm moving on

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I'm moving on

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I'm moving on, baby

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I'm moving on... *

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(phone chimes)

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* Got to keep moving

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On, on, on. *

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>> * I'm gonna leave you anyway

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I'm gonna leave you anyway

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Gonna leave you anyway. *

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*

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* Lost and you won't let it up

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Feeling tired... *

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*

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>> BECCA: Excuse me.

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What the hell is Jimmy doing

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here?

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And I thought you promised you

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weren't gonna make your

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disgusting punch.

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>> VERNON: Babe, my boys expect

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the trash juice.

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>> BECCA: Your boys?

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>> VERNON: Yeah. You know I

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never get to see them.

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Dave's got, like, a billion

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stupid kids, and Slider's a

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state senator now. It sucks.

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>> BECCA: Fine, but why did you

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invite Jimmy?

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>> VERNON: Men stop making

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friends at 23. It's science.

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When was the last time I had any

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visitors to my man cave, except

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that zero Paul?

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>> LINDSAY: Hey!

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>> BECCA: Did you bring the

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lemons?

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>> LINDSAY: Ah...

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>> BECCA: I give people one job!

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>> VERNON: Hey, Linds, taste

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this.

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>> BECCA: No, thanks.

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I'm actually not drinking.

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Psst.

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>> BECCA: What?

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>> LINDSAY: Listen, I never told

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Paul about what I told you at

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yoga.

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>> BECCA: You promised!

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>> LINDSAY: I'm snowballing

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here, sis.

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It's like that time you guys had

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that intervention for me right

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after semester at sea.

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>> BECCA: You know what, Linds?

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Your cockaholism may be just

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about the least important thing

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in the world to me right now.

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I need this party to go off

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without a hitch.

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It's a big deal.

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>> VERNON: You sure?

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>> LINDSAY: Maybe just a sip.

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>> VERNON: Just have a sip.

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Here you go.

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>> BECCA: Well...

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I didn't know you'd be coming.

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>> JIMMY: Can we do this later?

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I have to find Gretchen.

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>> BECCA: Oh, did that idiot

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invite her, too?

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I'm actually glad you're here.

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>> JIMMY: Why? You're gonna try

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and have sex with me again?

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>> BECCA: It was a momentary

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lapse of sanity.

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So, thank you for... going

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against your animal instincts

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towards me.

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>> JIMMY: My animal instinct is

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to run into traffic.

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>> BECCA: Oh, come on, Jimmy.

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We both know I could have

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flicked off one shoe...

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>> JIMMY: Your feet are awful,

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Bec.

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Shallow nail beds, pathetic

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arches.

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I only forced myself to

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occasionally finish on the

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abominable things so you

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wouldn't know how repulsive they

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really are.

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>> BECCA: Well, at least my

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heart isn't repulsive, Jimmy!

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>> LINDSAY: Hey, you.

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>> JIMMY: Hey.

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Have-have you seen Gretchen?

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>> LINDSAY: Remember when you

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started dating my sister,

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she and I were still living

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together, and I would listen

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through the wall and scrunch my

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pillow into the perfect shape?

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>> JIMMY: No! Stop. What?!

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>> LINDSAY: I've had that pillow

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since I was 11.

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His name is Brandon

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Pointycorners.

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>> JIMMY: Whoa! Oh! Whoa, whoa!

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Have you lost your mind?!

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>> LINDSAY: Come on.

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Just kiss me.

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You and Gretchen broke up.

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It doesn't matter.

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We're all gonna die.

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(Jimmy gasps)

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Oh, no.

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Oh, no!

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Gretchen!

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>> TOMMY: Dude.

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>> EDGAR: Oh, hey, Jimmy.

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This is my new roommate Nigel.

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Nigel, this is my old roommate.

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>> JIMMY: Hi.

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Do we know each other?

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>> TOMMY (British accent):

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I don't think so.

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How is it, then, mate?

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>> JIMMY: You just happened to

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find another English roommate?

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>> EDGAR: Yup.

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>> JIMMY: When did you come

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over?

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>> TOMMY: Uh, May 2008.

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I was at university there

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studying design, but it wasn't

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for me.

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>> JIMMY: Dorm or apartment?

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>> TOMMY: Oh, you mean flat.

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Dorm.

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Uh, Scotia Quay.

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Why? Do you know it?

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>> LINDSAY: Gretchen!

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Gretchen.

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Ooh. Gretchen!

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Don't you walk away from me!

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>> GRETCHEN: You were trying to

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kiss my boy... my ex-boyfriend!

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What is wrong with you?

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>> LINDSAY: I have a disease.

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>> GRETCHEN: Your only disease

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is that you don't love your

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husband.

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>> LINDSAY: I'm trying to be

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better.

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>> GRETCHEN: By kissing Jimmy?

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You creep!

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>> * Hello, my honey

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Hello, my ragtime gal... *

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>> LINDSAY: I lost my best

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friend.

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I'm losing my husband.

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I don't know what I want.

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(shouting): Shut up, you fish!

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>> * And you'll be left be alone

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(skipping): Be left alone

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Be left alone

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Be... left... alone... *

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(music stops)

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>> LINDSAY: You left me behind,

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Gretchen, at the rapper party,

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in life.

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You always leave me behind.

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>> GRETCHEN: I had to figure out

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my own shit!

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And I can't do that with you

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sitting on my shoulder like some

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stacked cartoon devil

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whispering, "Take dicks, do more

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coke, help me destroy my

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marriage."

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>> LINDSAY: That is really

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hurtful.

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You think I'm the devil?

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>> GRETCHEN: Jimmy was gonna

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propose to me.

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>> LINDSAY: What?!

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>> GRETCHEN: Yeah.

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I found the ring.

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That's why I stopped seeing him.

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It's why I've been acting so

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weird.

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>> LINDSAY: Oh, my God.

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I can't believe it.

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What is wrong with him?

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>> GRETCHEN: I know!

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Hey.

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>> LINDSAY: Well, at least you

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tried with Jimmy.

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>> GRETCHEN: Did I really,

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though?

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Part of me feels like I had one

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foot out the door the whole

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time.

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But, I mean, marriage?

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How ridiculous is that?

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It's so ordinary.

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>> LINDSAY: I know.

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What's wrong with us?

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Are we feminists?

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Is this feminism?

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>> GRETCHEN: We're just running

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away from stuff.

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I don't think that's feminism.

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It's fear.

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>> LINDSAY: So what are you

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saying?

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That actually trying is the

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brave thing?

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>> GRETCHEN: Maybe.

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Maybe buying in is really the

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punk rock choice.

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Am I considering this?

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Oh, my God.

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>> LINDSAY: Uh-uh, bitch.

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Don't you leave me behind!

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You're not gonna be the only one

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trying things.

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I know.

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I'll have a baby!

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>> GRETCHEN: Ew! With Paul?

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>> LINDSAY: Yes!

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Gretch, we're going to buy in.

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>> GRETCHEN: I think we may be

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growing up.

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>> LINDSAY: I know.

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Isn't it awful?

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>> GRETCHEN: If you ever try to

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kiss Jimmy again, I will punch

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you in the clit.

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>> LINDSAY: Deal.

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>> JIMMY: The Scotland

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situation, huh?

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>> TOMMY: Ugh. "Stay with us,

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Scotland.

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You belong in the UK."

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>> EDGAR: Mm-hmm.

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>> JIMMY: Coronation Street

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finally cancelled.

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>> TOMMY: Jimmy, if it had been,

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my mum would have rung me

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crying, so I think that you're

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wrong about that one.

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(laughter)

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>> JIMMY: All right.

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So where are you guys living?

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>> EDGAR: Uh, we're over, uh...

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>> TOMMY: Uh, west, uh... No.

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>> EDGAR: N-Nicaragua.

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>> TOMMY: Little. Little.

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Little. Little...

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>> EDGAR: L-Little...

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>> BOTH: Little Nicaragua.

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>> JIMMY: I knew it!

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You rubbish liars.

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>> TOMMY (no accent): Sorry,

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Edgar.

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I studied as hard as I could.

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>> JIMMY: Talk.

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>> EDGAR: He's an actor I met a

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while back.

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>> JIMMY: NCIS: L.A.?

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>> TOMMY: Yes!

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(laughs) Thank you!

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Thanks. I love my fans.

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Well, uh, I'm gonna go mingle.

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>> EDGAR: I'll-I'll come with

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you.

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>> TOMMY: Keep watching, dude.

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>> JIMMY: Oh, of course.

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(chuckles)

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>> BECCA: Hey, hey.

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Hey, hey, hey.

328
00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:21,294
No, no one can leave yet.

329
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No, actually, guys, you...

330
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>> VERNON: You want a juice?

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Do you want a trash juice?

332
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Trash juice.

333
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Are you ready for your trash

334
00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:27,534
juice?

335
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Here's the rest of the vodka.

336
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I'm putting it in.

337
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Trash juice! Trash juice!

338
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Trash juice.

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I made so much trash juice.

340
00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:33,774
You guys should have some.

341
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Do I have to drink all this

342
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trash juice by myself?!

343
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Ah!

344
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Drink your juice, boys!

345
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*

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>> * Brooklyn, Brooklyn

347
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Brooklyn, Brooklyn, hey *

348
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>> * C'est si bon

349
00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:51,458
She love to get it on

350
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Every time I see her

351
00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,394
* I cut like coupons

352
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Yeah, Kovas is the beast

353
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Do the rap in the track

354
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Triple-double, no assists... *

355
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>> LINDSAY: There you are.

356
00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:04,638
Doing dishes at someone else's

357
00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:06,139
house.

358
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I saw this and thought of you,

359
00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,343
because you're so sweet.

360
00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:12,680
And because you love raisins.

361
00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:13,747
Even though they're disgusting

362
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,816
failed grapes.

363
00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:19,987
Sorry what I said about raisins.

364
00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,254
>> PAUL: I saw you trying to

365
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,623
kiss Jimmy.

366
00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:24,958
>> LINDSAY: What? What?!

367
00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:25,959
What are... what are you...

368
00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:26,960
>> PAUL: I'm not stupid.

369
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,361
I saw you.

370
00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,297
>> LINDSAY: Come on.

371
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You're my Paullywog.

372
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>> PAUL: Stop it.

373
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You respect me so little that

374
00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:35,969
you...

375
00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:36,970
>> LINDSAY: Honey.

376
00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:39,139
Okay, honey, I know.

377
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:41,208
I'm sorry, but that was before.

378
00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,209
>> PAUL: That was half an hour

379
00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:43,210
ago.

380
00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,145
>> LINDSAY: Right, before now.

381
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:47,781
I...

382
00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:50,784
(Paul sighs)

383
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I'm so messed up.

384
00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,154
>> PAUL: You don't need a

385
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:56,556
telescope to see that.

386
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,569
(quiet chatter)

387
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:15,542
>> JIMMY: There you are.

388
00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:17,577
Hey. Right, listen...

389
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>> GRETCHEN: You listen.

390
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:19,813
I know that I have issues, but

391
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,214
it is not up to you to fix them.

392
00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:22,215
>> JIMMY: You're right.

393
00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:23,216
Okay, look, I massively

394
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,551
overstepped with your parents,

395
00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,386
and nothing like that will ever

396
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:27,554
happen again.

397
00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:28,555
>> GRETCHEN: Okay.

398
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:29,556
>> JIMMY: Okay?

399
00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:30,557
>> GRETCHEN: I did not expect

400
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,492
you to apologize so quickly.

401
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,495
Look, I appreciate that we have

402
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,665
a strong connection, but right

403
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,533
now, that?

404
00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,269
That's crazytown. (chuckles)

405
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,171
Have I thought about it?

406
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,007
Maybe in some abstract way way

407
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,709
down the line, but clearly now

408
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:53,346
would be bonkers.

409
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,582
But...

410
00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,350
then I started thinking about

411
00:11:57,384 --> 00:12:01,054
it, and maybe we're like two pit

412
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,255
bulls, you know?

413
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:04,124
You put either with another dog,

414
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,725
and that dog's toast.

415
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,627
But, together, they're couch

416
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:08,728
buds.

417
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,297
They nullify the threat through

418
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:13,366
mutually assured destruction.

419
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,103
So, uh... I don't know.

420
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,138
I mean, it's bananas, Jimmy.

421
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:21,241
But, um...

422
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:24,644
What I mean is, uh...

423
00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:26,814
Whew!

424
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,648
I mean, the punk rock choice,

425
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:30,784
Jimmy, is yes.

426
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:33,320
So screw it. Why not?

427
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,555
Yes, Jimmy.

428
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,524
Yes.

429
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,560
>> JIMMY: What are you talking

430
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,561
about?

431
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:42,629
>> GRETCHEN: I found the

432
00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,231
engagement ring in your drawer.

433
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,966
That is why I freaked out.

434
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,134
>> JIMMY: Oh...

435
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,568
>> GRETCHEN: But then I started

436
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,337
thinking about it, and-and the

437
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:53,273
thing about pit bulls, how...

438
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:56,309
Oh, God.

439
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:57,677
>> JIMMY: Th-The ring was for

440
00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:58,745
Becca.

441
00:12:58,778 --> 00:12:59,679
Almost three years ago.

442
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:00,680
I was... I was just too

443
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,315
embarrassed to return it.

444
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:03,750
D-Did you...

445
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:04,751
Oh, Gretchen, don't be

446
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,752
embarrassed.

447
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:06,820
>> GRETCHEN: I shit myself

448
00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:07,855
earlier, and that is only the

449
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:09,322
second most embarrassing thing

450
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,258
that has happened to me today.

451
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,226
>> JIMMY: Oh...

452
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:16,363
>> LINDSAY: (gasps) Are you

453
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:17,064
leaving?

454
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:17,931
>> GRETCHEN: Yes, I cannot stay

455
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:18,832
here anymore.

456
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:19,799
>> LINDSAY: You can't leave me

457
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:20,934
again.

458
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:21,935
I'm seriously gonna lose it.

459
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,603
Gretchen, you have to stay.

460
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,272
Or... I'm gonna suck that guy's

461
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,639
dick.

462
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:27,841
And that guy's dick.

463
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,376
And definitely that guy's dick.

464
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:30,643
>> GRETCHEN: Okay, okay.

465
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:33,613
I'll stay. I'll stay.

466
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,582
Why do you smell like shrimp?

467
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,387
>> BECCA: Hello.

468
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,655
Hello. (chuckles)

469
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:45,725
Hello? Quiet.

470
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,494
Shut that goddamn music off.

471
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:48,495
(music stops)

472
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:51,831
Okay, well, whew, first of all,

473
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:55,002
how hashtag blessed are we to

474
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,137
have you, our dearest friends,

475
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,505
gathered with us tonight?

476
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,040
As a society, we go through

477
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,875
nothing alone.

478
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,211
We are a family.

479
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,579
A family of friends, coworkers,

480
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:07,747
neighbors we don't know very

481
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:08,748
well...

482
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:09,749
>> JIMMY: Listen, I had a

483
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:10,750
momentary lapse of sanity with

484
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:11,751
Becca.

485
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:12,752
>> GRETCHEN: The worst thing is

486
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:13,753
this means you wanted to marry

487
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:14,988
Becca, but you can't even let me

488
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:15,989
spend the night without it

489
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,057
becoming a goddamn traumatic

490
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,058
event.

491
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,060
>> BECCA: Shh!

492
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:25,165
29 years ago, a baby girl was

493
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,399
born.

494
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,600
>> VERNON: 29?

495
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,002
>> BECCA: And all she wanted,

496
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,170
ever since she was pretending to

497
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,705
breast-feed her Baby All Gone,

498
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:35,075
was to have her own baby.

499
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,676
There is a quote from one of my

500
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,411
favorite books, The Little

501
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,779
Prince by Antoine de...

502
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:40,780
>> VERNON: I pregged her up, you

503
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:41,781
guys!

504
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:42,782
>> BECCA: I'm pregnant!

505
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,584
I'm having a baby!

506
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:47,587
(crowd cheering)

507
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,721
(laughs)

508
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:49,722
Thank you.

509
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,959
>> LINDSAY: Hello, everybody!

510
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,961
(laughs)

511
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:57,064
Um, we're having a baby, too!

512
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,065
(scattered applause)

513
00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:00,800
Well, not yet, but we're gonna

514
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,569
start trying to have one.

515
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:03,570
Yay!

516
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:04,571
>> BECCA: What is wrong with

517
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:05,572
you?

518
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:06,573
How dare you try to ruin my

519
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:07,574
moment.

520
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:08,575
>> LINDSAY: It's always your

521
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:09,576
moment!

522
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:10,810
When's my moment?

523
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:11,979
>> BECCA: You had your moment

524
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,080
when you got married before your

525
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,447
older sister, which is an

526
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:15,983
aggressive and hateful act in

527
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:16,984
any culture!

528
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:17,985
>> LINDSAY: This isn't about

529
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:18,986
you.

530
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,587
This is about me and Paul

531
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:21,588
and-and our...

532
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:25,092
>> PAUL: Stop it!

533
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,759
I'm not having a baby with you.

534
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:27,760
>> LINDSAY: Paul?

535
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:28,761
>> PAUL: Because I'm having a

536
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,163
baby with someone else.

537
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:32,599
(crowd gasping)

538
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,667
At some point.

539
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,303
In the future.

540
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,670
Because I'm involved with

541
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:38,671
someone else.

542
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:39,672
(crowd gasping)

543
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,408
Though, to be fair, it's purely

544
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,842
emotional at this point.

545
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,412
I'm having an emotional affair.

546
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,779
>> LINDSAY: What are you talking

547
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:47,814
about?

548
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:49,482
>> PAUL: Her name is Amy.

549
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,784
We met on a homebrew chat room.

550
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:52,852
>> VERNON: (laughs) What a

551
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,854
loser.

552
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,623
>> PAUL: Amy...

553
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,325
She's excited about me.

554
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,327
She's... nice to me.

555
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,694
>> LINDSAY: Bear.

556
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:02,962
>> PAUL: Lindsay, I want to

557
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:03,963
begin the process of conscious

558
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:04,964
uncoupling with you.

559
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,299
>> LINDSAY: No.

560
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,935
>> PAUL: Yes, Lindsay.

561
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,903
I want a divorce.

562
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,609
>> BECCA: Oh. Well.

563
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:19,479
Ooh. (groans)

564
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:22,782
Mom is gonna be so disappointed.

565
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,817
Guess you'd better give us the

566
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:25,818
good china.

567
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:26,819
>> LINDSAY: Like your marriage

568
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:27,820
is so perfect.

569
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:28,988
You nearly banged Jimmy last

570
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,057
week.

571
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,224
>> GRETCHEN: What?!

572
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:33,326
>> JIMMY: Okay, just to clarify,

573
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,961
she tried to bang me.

574
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,129
I turned her down.

575
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,830
Marvelously satisfying, really.

576
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:38,831
>> LINDSAY: You tried to sleep

577
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:39,832
with him?

578
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,000
I thought he tried to kiss you

579
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,469
at your house.

580
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,137
>> JIMMY: (clears throat) Okay,

581
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,472
that happened also.

582
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,473
But it was... it was part of

583
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,640
this thing where we were

584
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,042
competing to bang our exes.

585
00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:50,043
>> BECCA: What is wrong with you

586
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,044
two?!

587
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:52,045
>> VERNON: You tried to bang my

588
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,046
wife?

589
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,047
>> JIMMY: She tried to sleep

590
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,048
with me.

591
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:56,049
>> VERNON: I let you be my

592
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,050
forever-friend.

593
00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,051
I was gonna invite you into the

594
00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,052
man cave.

595
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,053
>> JIMMY: I barely even know

596
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,054
you!

597
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,055
>> VERNON: Well, now you're

598
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:04,391
gonna know... my fists and feet

599
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,392
and stuff!

600
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,493
>> JIMMY: Oh, shit.

601
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,429
(grunting)

602
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,431
>> VERNON: You British prick!

603
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,436
>> BECCA: Vernon, get him!

604
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,672
>> EDGAR: Go to sleep, Vernon.

605
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,074
>> BECCA: Edgar, stop it!

606
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:23,910
>> EDGAR: Go... to... sleep.

607
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,279
>> VERNON: But I'm not sleepy.

608
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,350
>> BECCA: Oh, God.

609
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,352
Get away from him.

610
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,187
Vernon. Vernon.

611
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,555
>> GUEST: Okay, bye, Becca.

612
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,090
Congratulations.

613
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,091
>> BECCA: Wouldn't it...

614
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,092
No, no, no.

615
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,360
No, you c... you can't go.

616
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,694
Hey, no, no.

617
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:42,729
Where are you going?

618
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,131
Hey, no, no.

619
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,065
No, no, no, no, no. No, no.

620
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:47,534
You...

621
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,402
This is my night!

622
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:53,973
>> JIMMY: Has anyone seen

623
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:54,807
Gretchen?

624
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:55,742
>> BRIANNA: Oh, sorry, Jimmy,

625
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,877
but I think she left.

626
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,612
(Jimmy sighs)

627
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,080
>> TOMMY: Hey, Jimmy.

628
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,315
You want in on this?

629
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,284
>> JIMMY: Uh, no, but have fun.

630
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:07,053
Listen.

631
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,054
I will kill you if you tell him

632
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,922
I said so, but Edgar is one of

633
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:11,158
the few genuinely decent people

634
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,225
on this planet.

635
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,393
You're lucky to be his friend.

636
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,427
>> TOMMY: Oh, I'm not his

637
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,228
friend.

638
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:16,429
He cleans toilets at my gym.

639
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:17,630
>> JIMMY: Edgar got a job?

640
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:18,898
>> TOMMY: I felt really bad

641
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,066
about lying to him when we first

642
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,268
met, so I agreed to help him out

643
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:22,469
today.

644
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:23,470
(Scottish accent): Plus,

645
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:24,737
I'm great at accent work.

646
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,273
>> JIMMY: Are you?

647
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,274
>> TOMMY: Anyway, like I could

648
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,075
really be friends with someone

649
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,043
who lives in their car.

650
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,188
>> JIMMY: Hey.

651
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:44,757
>> EDGAR: Hey.

652
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:45,992
Uh, so, uh, uh, h-how have

653
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:46,993
you been?

654
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,295
>> JIMMY: Not well.

655
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:49,296
I haven't been feeding myself

656
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,297
properly.

657
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,498
>> EDGAR: I told you before I

658
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:52,499
left, the menus are in a blue

659
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:53,766
binder in the bottom drawer.

660
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,934
>> JIMMY: Listen, maybe...

661
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,636
Could you move back in?

662
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:57,837
I...

663
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,606
You'd be doing me a favor.

664
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:00,607
>> EDGAR: I have a job now,

665
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,608
Jimmy.

666
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,775
I'm making great progress.

667
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:03,943
I can't go backwards.

668
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,613
If I move back in, I'm paying

669
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,614
rent, and I'm not cooking for

670
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,615
you anymore.

671
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,616
>> JIMMY: Market value for your

672
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:10,783
bedroom is $1,200 a month.

673
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:11,951
>> EDGAR: I will do some light

674
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,119
housework.

675
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,321
>> JIMMY: Thanks.

676
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,522
>> EDGAR: Oh, hey, uh...

677
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:16,456
>> JIMMY: Hey, coming up.

678
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,425
>> EDGAR: Oh.

679
00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:37,043
(knocking)

680
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:40,813
>> GRETCHEN: Why can't you just

681
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:41,814
let this be over?

682
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,082
>> JIMMY: Because I can't.

683
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:44,517
Look, I don't know why I

684
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:45,652
proposed to Becca.

685
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,019
It is a giant mystery, fueled

686
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:48,655
mostly by my desire to make up

687
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,490
for my wretched family and the

688
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,491
fact that she gives spectacular

689
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,492
blow jobs.

690
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,660
>> GRETCHEN: Really?

691
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:54,827
>> JIMMY: Yeah, I do not know

692
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:55,995
what's going on with that mouth.

693
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,196
She's like a human Brookstone

694
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,398
massage chair.

695
00:19:58,431 --> 00:19:59,666
>> GRETCHEN: I am completely

696
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:00,833
stunned by this information.

697
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,502
>> JIMMY: Maybe the sour face

698
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,003
creates extra suction.

699
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,406
Look, Becca was a choice.

700
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,008
A dumb choice, but a choice.

701
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,177
You and I-- we're inevitable.

702
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,178
>> GRETCHEN: Words, man.

703
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,179
You got a lot of pretty words,

704
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,180
but that doesn't mean...

705
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,382
>> JIMMY: Shut up.

706
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:16,583
I'm not done.

707
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:19,085
Let's be those pit bulls.

708
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:21,688
I want to be your couch bud.

709
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,956
Move in with me.

710
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,091
(Gretchen groans)

711
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:26,092
(key clinks on floor)

712
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,093
>> JIMMY: Sorry. Why'd you do

713
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,094
that?

714
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:29,095
>> GRETCHEN: I just humiliated

715
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:30,363
myself by accepting your

716
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:31,364
non-marriage proposal.

717
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:32,865
I cannot now move in with you.

718
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,200
>> JIMMY: Yeah, but I'm... I'm

719
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,868
actually asking you this time.

720
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,036
>> GRETCHEN: Bullshit.

721
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,538
You're just doing this as a Hail

722
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,539
Mary because you know you're

723
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,540
about to lose me for good.

724
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:41,541
>> JIMMY: No, no, no! I was...

725
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,542
I was going to ask you at the

726
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,543
party.

727
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,077
I had the key made yesterday.

728
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:48,781
Look, my entire life, I've been

729
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,417
obsessed with trying to live the

730
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,719
life of a writer-- just full of

731
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,288
loneliness and suffering.

732
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,557
But over the last two weeks,

733
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:01,227
what I have finally realized is

734
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,730
that the worst possible draft of

735
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,833
my life is the one without you

736
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,301
in it.

737
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:11,904
I hate it, Gretchen Cutler, but

738
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:14,707
you goddamn floor me.

739
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,688
>> GRETCHEN: No.

740
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,225
Not yet.

741
00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:37,697
>> JIMMY: Okay.

742
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,934
Okay.

743
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:45,372
(Gretchen sighs)

744
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,540
>> GRETCHEN: Oh, shit.

745
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:49,108
We're gonna do this.

746
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,276
>> JIMMY: Yeah.

747
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,444
Shit.

748
00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:52,445
>> GRETCHEN: We're gonna do

749
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:53,680
this, even though we know there

750
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:55,848
is only one way this ends.

751
00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:57,984
Whether in a week or 20 years.

752
00:21:58,017 --> 00:21:59,118
There is horrible sadness and

753
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,787
pain coming, and we're inviting

754
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,655
it.

755
00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:04,290
>> JIMMY: God, I love the way

756
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,258
you think.

757
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,503
(fire crackling)

758
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,505
(smoke alarm beeping)

759
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,548
*

760
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:32,351
>> LINDSAY: * Oh, oh-ooh

761
00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:34,353
Ooh *

762
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:41,260
* Pray God you can cope

763
00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:45,231
I stand outside

764
00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:47,567
This woman's work

765
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,703
* This woman's world

766
00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:54,206
Ooh, it's hard on the man

767
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,910
Now his part is over

768
00:22:57,944 --> 00:23:02,048
* Now starts the craft

769
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:07,019
Of the father

770
00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:09,388
I know you have a little life

771
00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:11,257
* In you yet

772
00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:12,759
I know you have a lot

773
00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:14,894
Of strength left

774
00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:17,363
* I know you have a little life

775
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,898
In you yet

776
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:20,700
I know you have a lot

777
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,602
* Of strength left

778
00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:23,736
I should be crying

779
00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:26,372
But I just can't let it show

780
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:27,874
* I should be hoping

781
00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,876
But I can't stop thinking

782
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,043
Of all the things

783
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,244
* I should have said

784
00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:33,412
That I never said

785
00:23:33,446 --> 00:23:34,614
All the things

786
00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:35,882
* I should have done

787
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,049
That we never did

788
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:38,250
All the things

789
00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:39,251
* I should have given

790
00:23:39,285 --> 00:23:40,252
But I didn't... *

791
00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:41,387
>> BECCA: We're gonna have a

792
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,254
baby.

793
00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:46,125
(Vernon snorts, snores)

794
00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:47,293
(sirens wailing)

795
00:23:47,326 --> 00:23:49,295
>> GRETCHEN: Still got that key?

796
00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:53,933
>> LINDSAY: * I should be crying

797
00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:56,803
But I just can't let it show

798
00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:57,937
I should be hoping

799
00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:00,740
* But I can't stop thinking

800
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:01,741
Of all the things

801
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:02,909
I should have said

802
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,310
* That I never said

803
00:24:04,343 --> 00:24:05,411
All the things

804
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,613
I should have done

805
00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:07,780
* That we never did

806
00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:08,948
All the things

807
00:24:08,981 --> 00:24:10,149
I should have given

808
00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:11,784
* But I didn't

809
00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:13,953
Oh, darling

810
00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:17,289
Make it go

811
00:24:17,323 --> 00:24:21,227
Make it go away... *

812
00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:27,433
(cat meows)

813
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,635
>> MANAGER: Oh, my God.

814
00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:29,836
Come on.

815
00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:31,003
Who's that?

816
00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:32,271
Oh, my God.

817
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:35,141
Oh! I'm gonna get you...

818
00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:37,644
>> EDGAR: Roomie.

819
00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:38,811
>> GRETCHEN: Roomie.

820
00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:40,479
>> LINDSAY: Mm, thanks.

821
00:24:40,513 --> 00:24:43,349
(chuckles)

822
00:24:43,382 --> 00:24:45,151
(Edgar sniffs)

823
00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:46,152
>> KILLIAN: Hi.

824
00:24:46,185 --> 00:24:47,153
>> JIMMY: Quick. I need that

825
00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:48,154
copy of my house key that I gave

826
00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:49,155
you. Got it?

827
00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:50,156
>> KILLIAN: I thought you needed

828
00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:51,157
me to water your plants next

829
00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:51,958
week.

830
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:52,892
>> JIMMY: I'll get you another

831
00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:53,560
key.

832
00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:54,493
>> KILLIAN: Where's your key?

833
00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:55,662
>> JIMMY: Hurry. Just grab a

834
00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:56,462
box.

835
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:59,832
Nice. Thanks.

836
00:24:59,866 --> 00:25:00,833
What's that?

837
00:25:00,867 --> 00:25:01,834
>> GRETCHEN: Food processor.

838
00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:02,835
>> JIMMY: Ah.

839
00:25:02,869 --> 00:25:04,036
>> GRETCHEN: You having second

840
00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:05,304
thoughts about me moving in?

841
00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:06,639
>> JIMMY: No, no. Of course not.

842
00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:07,807
You?

843
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,008
>> GRETCHEN: No.

844
00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:11,010
>> JIMMY: Good.

845
00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,003
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846
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:38,004
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847
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:41,007
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848
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,542
* I'm gonna leave you anyway

849
00:25:43,576 --> 00:25:46,512
I'm gonna leave you anyway

850
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:50,750
Gonna leave you anyway

851
00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:51,918
* You're gonna walk

852
00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:53,385
Right out that door

853
00:25:53,419 --> 00:25:54,386
You're gonna walk

854
00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:55,722
* Right out that door

855
00:25:55,755 --> 00:25:56,889
You're gonna walk

856
00:25:56,923 --> 00:25:58,891
And walk away. *